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He may be open and blunt but he is also full of enigma: does he have his hats custom-made, or does he have to cut a hole in the top of each one to let his hair through? Earlier in the week he wore a flat cap with a small slit in the centre that allowed his dreads to sprout out like fresh weeds between two paving blocks. On the opening night, he loudly broke wind while in bed and then jumped out and ran round the bedroom so everyone else could smell it.Ĭould this guy be any more of a perfect spectacle as a housemate? He's like a human pandybat – going around punishing the "celebrities" for every annoying song they've recorded, ridiculous film they've been in, dreary TV show they've fronted, misleading political speech they've spouted and, erm, below-par topless pose they've given.
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Plus – and this is the best bit – he doesn't stop farting.
The transformation could be complete by the end of the next week. If she's in the house much longer she'll begin morphing into Jim from The Royle Family. Tina is so infuriated by his every action that she spends all her time thrown on her bed like a fatally wounded walrus moaning about him with a constant scowl on her face. For me, there has been one shining beacon among the festering pile of bloated bores like Tina Malone: Coolio.Īlready, the rapper has given a detailed rundown of every sexual encounter he has ever had or thought about having (including an explicit description of a threesome he had when he was 12), taken off his belt and thrust it back and forth between his legs like a randy uncle at a wedding as Mutya Buena performed one of her songs, thrown a hissy fit when he discovered Big Brother had failed to give the house any chicken or peanut butter and cackled like a deranged hyena when Michelle Heaton innocently remarked that Tina dressed up as Shakespeare's Juliet resembled the princess from Shrek.Įven more entertainingly, Coolio has managed to rile every other member of the house, some to the verge of utter despair. This year's Celebrity Big Brother initially looked like it might be more inane than a 27-hour long staring contest between Jade Goody and her reflection, but over the past few days it has shown itself by far the best in years.
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